By Chidi Omeje
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you this two sissies who have been disgracing themselves in the social media of late: Dino and FFK.
They have many things in common, these overfed, jobless excuse of men.
The first thing they share in common is the fact that they both have no visible means of livelihood. They fed and have continued to feed fat from our flawed politics that reward rent-seekers, charlatans and rabble rousers.
The second common characteristic between the two bozos is their shared history of addiction to psychotropic substances. In fact, they divulged this information themselves: one says the other loves depressants and the other counters that the one can’t do without stimulants…
The third infamy they share in common is their history of violent spousal relationship and failed marriages. Both of them are currently living without legally married wives.
Yet another less than noble thing that match the two together is the irritating knack for garrulousness and theatrics in our public space. Often in love with the sound of their own voices and tomfoolery, these out-of-job politicians, make it a point of duty to nauseate their audience with empty sophistry and dramatisation.
Even more intriguing thing about them is the fact that they both managed to occupy very important public positions in the polity: one was a Senator and the other a Federal Minister.
Doesn’t that speak volume about our politics, our reward system and our leadership recruitment style?
*Chidi Omeje is the publisher of Security Digest Ng*